Separate Remotes — Wedding Card

Forget the china pattern. The real secret to a lasting marriage is an adjustable bed where nobody has to compromise. Soft florals around some deeply practical marital advice.

Front: "make sure to get the bed with separate remotes — Congrats on your wedding"

THE DEETS

🐾 A2 size: 4.25" × 5.5"
🐾 110 lb / 300gsm cardstock, thick enough to feel fancy
🐾 Blank inside, so you can write something heartfelt or something unhinged. We don't judge.

WHAT'S IN THE BOX

🐾 1 greeting card
🐾 1 white A2 envelope
🐾 All materials and packaging are biodegradable, compostable, or recyclable. No guilt, just glitter.

STOCK UP (BE KIND TO YOUR FUTURE SELF)

🐾 Buy 3 or more cards and they're $5 each: 3 for $15, 5 for $25
🐾 Mix and match any designs. The discount applies automatically at checkout, no code needed.

SHIPPING

🐾 Ships within 1-3 business days
🐾 Mailed flat in a recyclable rigid mailer, so no fears of bends

THE FINE PRINT

🐾 Colors may look a little different on your screen than in real life. Screens are liars. (sometimes)
🐾 All designs © Kitty Confetti Paper Co.
🐾 Questions? Send a message.