{"title":"Greeting Cards","description":"\u003cp\u003eCards for real life: messy, a little chaotic, and way funnier than the card aisle. Mix and match 3 or more for $5 each.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"welcome-to-cougar-puberty-40th-birthday-card","title":"Welcome to Cougar Puberty — 40th Birthday Card","description":"\u003cp\u003eForty isn't over the hill. It's the top of the hill, with a better view and fewer apologies. Pink magnolias on the outside, a little claw on the inside. For the friend who's finally entering her prime and wants everyone to know it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e \"welcome to cougar puberty — Happy 40th\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch4\u003eTHE DEETS\u003c\/h4\u003e\u003cp\u003e🐾 A2 size: 4.25\" × 5.5\"\u003cbr\u003e🐾 110 lb \/ 300gsm cardstock, thick enough to feel fancy\u003cbr\u003e🐾 Blank inside, so you can write something heartfelt or something unhinged. 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